Grown ups 2 bus driver movie#
This movie was so bad, I had to do a pre-venting article just to calm the (REDACTED) down.īrown, as I make Colin Quinn adjust an ice cream machine so it looks like he is shitting all over the place, why don’t you kick this off?īrown: So before we begin, some quick points.įirst, Froemming and I have never seen the original “Grown Ups.” Second, I picked this movie because of “The Worst Idea of All Time” podcast which had its hosts watch this movie once a week for AN ENTIRE YEAR. Brown and I differ here, because I think it is just as bad, if not worse, than “Jack and Jill.” I thought it could not get worse after the last movie. I felt the angry glares as this deer pissed all over Sandler’s teenage son in the shower and honestly, would have been less humiliated if I was watching porn instead. I watched this at the gym, like “Jack and Jill,” and once again I was embarrassed to be seen watching this crap in public. Brown, I am really gonna make some changes. So what if they distract me with text on the screen, right in the middle of the action. I’m really gonna do something about my life, you know? You know, I think I’m gonna try “getting” subtitled movies again.
That’s what I do.įroemming: Are we going to be reviewing crappy movies when we’re 60 like two idiots?īrown: We should be watching good movies when we’re 60.įroemming: We’re pathetic - you know that?īrown: Yeah, like I don’t know that I’m pathetic.īrown: Yes. We’re not men.įroemming: We come up with all these stupid reasons to torture one another with terrible movies.īrown: I know. This is a transcript of a conversation between Brown and I after “Jack and Jill:”īrown: What is this? Did you ever get the feeling like you’ve watched a Sandler movie but you didn’t? I’m all annoyed here.įroemming: What is this? What are we doing? What in god’s name are we doing?įroemming: OUR LIVES!! What kind of lives are these? We’re like children.
It has to end, right? RIGHT?!įroemming, give us some thoughts while I go jump off a 35-foot rock cliff into hopefully shallow water.įroemming: We never learn from our mistakes. *LONG, deep sigh* We’ll get through this, Joe. So maybe we are back in the ninth circle of hell. “Grown Ups 2” begins with a deer pissing on Adam Sandler. Last week’s movie started with a fart joke. Well, best way to put it: If Sandler Month was “Dante’s Inferno,” “Jack and Jill” was the ninth level of hell while “Grown Ups 2” is somewhere between the fifth and eighth circle of hell. Surely, “Grown Ups 2” can’t be that bad, right? In a way, I think it made Froemming and I closer friends through shared trauma. I’m not lying when I said there was a point in watching that movie that I no longer wanted to do the JOE-DOWN. “ Pixels ” was an annoying jab at our childhood favorites like Pac-Man and Q*bert. What started out as a lark has turned into a personal hell for Froemming and I. Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 7 percent Our take:īrown: *LONG, deep sigh* We’ll get through this, Joe. Plot Summary: (From IMDB) After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis and four-hundred costumed party crashers, sometimes crazy follows you. Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock
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